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Q. Where is Captain Hook's treasure chest?
A. Under his treasure shirt.

Q. What did Captain Hook die of?
A. Jock itch

Q. How much do they charge pirates for piercings?
A. A buck an ear

Q. Where does Captain Hook keep his buccaneers?
A. Under his buck'n hat

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel stuck down his pants. So the bartender asks, "Is that a steering wheel in your pants?"
And the pirate answers, "Arrr! Tis true. It's driving me nuts!"

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