sign of the times

sharp sign
Originally uploaded by tim_casey.

a sign for not very sharp people

Glamour Shots gone wrong

Sequined Beret
Originally uploaded by andrewgabrielrose.

Denny said "make me look like a rockstar" but the Glamour Shots photographer went with Liberace

delivering stool samples

Terry's Joke
Originally uploaded by ceyshe.

it's a big truck.. I guess you might describe it as a sh*tload

spicing it up

Safe sex!
Originally uploaded by toddeemel.

next, they'll probably have one of them dress up as a mailman

mullet sweet mullet

sweet mullet
Originally uploaded by brandon buckner.

I dare you to find one that beats this

family resemblance

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Originally uploaded by bobmatnyc.

suddenly, Betty suspects that maybe her great great great great great great great great great great grandparents weren't from Cleveland, as they always claimed

next door in Chappaqua, NY

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Originally uploaded by the best yet 87.

"hmmm... I wonder why this lamp that Mr. Clinton gave me says 'Sony Video' on it"

yellow light special

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Originally uploaded by onionbagblogger.

Kmart formed a partnership with the Department of Homeland Security, in which all Specials will now be referred to by the current security color code

for the next hour, all Weber grills are 20% off and we are under an amber alert

unknown keggler

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Originally uploaded by Pierre Huot Agent Diffuseur.

the once famous Unknown Comic, who went into seclusion after his identity was nearly revealed by a careless supermarket clerk, was recently seen knocking them down at Bob's Lanes on Hwy 28

get a clue

Grimorium Verum - Hall of Councils
Originally uploaded by julipan.

so now we know

Professor Plum in the Music Room.. but with what?

it's a bird.. it's a plane.. it's..

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Originally uploaded by ThorEH.

*splat*

(wiping white spot off shoulder)

yeah, it's a bird

why not Audi??

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Originally uploaded by Will Rise.

taken at a London Cut and Run 'peace' protest in london.. apparently sponsored by Mercedes Benz

Taraval & 22nd Ave

Taraval & 22nd Ave
Originally uploaded by merlinmann.

is this the way to Amarillo?

ooops

helo4
Originally uploaded by A&HMom.

"I'm too cold. Mind if I turn off the big fan?"

crazy cat

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Originally uploaded by junku.

looks like somebody got into the catnip

fatal attraction

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Originally uploaded by Yanu.

Although the praying mantis is known for its cannibalistic mating process in actuality it only occurs 5-31% of the time. There is one species, however, the Mantis religiosa, in which it is necessary that the head be removed for the mating to take effect properly.

Night of the Living Dolls

snow blind creepy baby
Originally uploaded by Traci Bunkers.

he's coming to get you, Barbara!

please do not

SITTING
Originally uploaded by veiner_schnitzel.

I wonder if she fakes other things, besides being able to read

Mrs. Bill Gates

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Originally uploaded by stuart nolan.

one of the benefits of being married to Bill is being able to do anything you want, anywhere you want

the afterbath

IMG_0725 frisch gebadet
Originally uploaded by tin.G.

this little prune went to market

kinda cool, but

infinite accomplishment #231
Originally uploaded by amanky.

here are people with way too much time on their hands

big fish in a little pond

Aquarium
Originally uploaded by Philip.Simmons.

this is why I rarely go swimming

elves gone wild

bad elf
Originally uploaded by stet.

Ernie Keebler on Spring Break

how?

ohe
Originally uploaded by Gonzale.

anybody else wondering how he got up there?

the plight of Superman

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Originally uploaded by liuzinha.

you knew eventually he would start to question if the world was worth saving over and over

the line up

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Originally uploaded by vivaharambeechurch.

"that's him, officer! number 4.. he's the guy who stole my polyester shirt! I recognize the sideburns and eyebrows that he drew on with a Sharpie."

tumble

tumble
Originally uploaded by mrwilloby.

I dunno... this looks posed to me

boxing day swim

boxing day swim
Originally uploaded by kevin meredith.

Since you are wondering, click here.

good boys

Matt and Jackson in Roanoke
Originally uploaded by rdonnell.

Sit Matt! Sit Jackson!

ummm

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Originally uploaded by fullo.

I'm sure this makes sense if you put it into context. I'm just really afraid to know what that context is.

Swiss scare

Swiss scare
Originally uploaded by Fant.

I wonder how much this would sell for on ebay!

Grrrr, bark, woof. Good dog.

Grrrr, bark, woof. Good dog.
Originally uploaded by yhcrack.

we need more public service announcements like this

Not exactly Judy Jetson

Loser
Originally uploaded by Arwenface.

"My junior year highschool photo. I'm a loser"

what was the question?

thank goodness i didn't ask a question!
Originally uploaded by jleighb.

a magic 'fortune cookie' in lieu of an 8-ball

one clear planet

one clear planet
Originally uploaded by rhi~.

Bright ships will sail the seas
Starfishes are spinning
Some hills are never seen
Our universe is expanding
Moonrise upon the sea
Starships are blinking
We'll walk in ecstasy
Clear planet blue and green

hope springs eternal

hope springs eternal
Originally uploaded by torontofotobug.

this guy probably writes direct marketing material for timeshare agents