who says truckers aren't classy

Wife Wanted Bad.....
Originally uploaded by ajepst.

The left side says:
WIFE
(I DON'T CARE WHOSE)
WANTED
BAD
(ARE YOU BAD)
------
The right side says:
I HAD A WIFE ONCE
BUT HER
HUSBAND
CAME AND GOT HER

arrrgh!

IMG_0352
Originally uploaded by nuggaritaville04.

Q. Where is Captain Hook's treasure chest?
A. Under his treasure shirt.

Q. What did Captain Hook die of?
A. Jock itch

Q. How much do they charge pirates for piercings?
A. A buck an ear

Q. Where does Captain Hook keep his buccaneers?
A. Under his buck'n hat

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel stuck down his pants. So the bartender asks, "Is that a steering wheel in your pants?"
And the pirate answers, "Arrr! Tis true. It's driving me nuts!"

http://talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

on every corner

Really?!
Originally uploaded by Lewesrat.

it's comforting to know you don't have to go far to get your supply of Chicken Poop... and it's open 24/7!

presidential pisseur

Jimmy Carter took a piss here!
Originally uploaded by focajonathan.

while most ex-Presidents are commemorated with a presidential library, Jimmy Carter is immortalized in a more... human... way

Tori Spelling's half brother...

Suppositori b
Originally uploaded by Rayzure.

...or whatever you want to call a transexual, demonstrates his/her keen fashion sense.. argyle is going to be BIG this year! We're not so sure about mohawks, however.

always check your babysitter's references

yes, it's my brother...
Originally uploaded by allygirl520.

apparently there's only so much Spongebob Squarepants a grown man can take

how do you top that?

Rebecca in the Wind
Originally uploaded by elixabeth.

what do you do when the thing you wished for the most (in Becky's case, having an entire day to shop at her favorite store) finally comes true?

Hotel, Moron!

Hotel Moron
Originally uploaded by onenil v2.

do they need to spell it out for you, too?