oh noooooooooo!

Oh Noes!
Originally uploaded by cmiper.

the last known photo of Mr. Bill before his sudden disappearance.. police have enlisted the help of Spot to locate him.. meanwhile Sluggo has been taken into custody

invisible cows

Beware Invisible Cows
Originally uploaded by butter in the sun.

Old man Billy Bob gets a loan from the bank to buy a high priced bull. A few days later, the banker comes along and asks, "How's our bull doing?"

Billy Bob says, "Our bull ain't doing too good. I got him out there in the pasture with a bunch of young cows and he don't want nothing to do with them." So the bank suggests he call a veterinarian.

A couple of days later, the banker comes along again and says, "How's our bull doing now?"

Billy Bob says, "Plenty darn good. He done serviced all of my cows, jumped the fence, and is working on the neighbors' cows."

The banker says, "Wow! What did the Vet give him?"

Billy Bob says, "He gave him some pills."

The banker says, "What kind of pills?"

Billy Bob says, "I don't know, but they tasted sort of like peppermint."

stranger than fiction

unbequem?
Originally uploaded by Roli Schoenholzer.

In the summer of 1993, Rob and Jason, worked in a Tarzan show at Silver Springs (an attraction in Florida). The show was near a "petting zoo" area which house goats, deer, and giraffes. The giraffes aways leaning over the fence to eat goodies that the tourists held-up for the giraffes to get. One day, Rob and Jason heard this screaming noise over in the petting area. Apparently, a man was walking away from the giraffes and he dropped something. When he bent over to retrieve it two things happened: 1) he exposed a portion of his backside (commonly called "plumber's butt") and 2) one of the giraffes decided this was some sort of food offering and bent down to lick it up. When the man felt the giraffe's long wet tongue sliding down his crack, he stood up and started screaming. This caused his cheeks to pinch the giraffe's tongue. This caused the giraffe to panic and it started screaming (sort of) also. Rob and Jason heard the noise and looked over to see the man standing with the giraffe's tongue coming out of the back of his pants. Several people rushed over and eventually freed both man and giraffe.

the best thing to ever come out of Arkansas is Interstate 40

might as well face it, you're addicted to love
Originally uploaded by Pharis Patenaude.

The minimum drinking age in Arkansas has been raised to 32. It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.