Two men and

Two men and a Truck
Originally uploaded by mrtruffle.

and we really don't want to know anything more

no fee!

Been Laid
Originally uploaded by steviebreech.

Kenny, a 33 year old virgin, isn't the brightest guy on the block, but ignorance is bliss in some cases

wicked!

stilo con portascopa
Originally uploaded by zane.

even with the advancements made in modern transmissions, Elphaba still preferred to drive 'stick'

and a firm handshake

In Orange Bar
Originally uploaded by Egmel.

Unemployed for 3 years now, Danny still hasn't figured out that his story about killing a man with his bare hands isn't a good way to start out a job interview.

Must. Resist. Opening. Door.

Please let me enter!
Originally uploaded by Fabio Sabatini.

altho garlic and crucifixes are no defense against Whiskers, he cannot enter a house without being invited in

get an eyeful

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Originally uploaded by Sam Rich.

the world as seen by Pamela Anderson's navel

back off, Jack

Liane
Originally uploaded by kerawall.

it wasn't hard to tell when Lori was having a stressful day at work

a one and a two

accordian
Originally uploaded by joellemariephoto.

Gerold was sure his idea to put together a band would send his popularity through the roof. Hell, he just might be Homecoming King!

are you sure that's what you want to check out?

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Originally uploaded by sofreshnminty.

Denise thought zoology and zoophilia were the same thing.. until that shocking, yet enlightening, visit to the library

terminated

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Originally uploaded by relaxmax.

Kiera was becoming increasingly skeptical that Ronny was the future, as he claimed. His 'indisputable proof' - the government mandated tattoo - looked remarkably like an ordinary blackhead.

"That's exactly what the government wants you to believe," was his answer.

Still, she declined to see the other 'government code' on his butt.

the dream is over

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Originally uploaded by crnphoto.com.

normally, Carleton's recurring dream of going to school without pants wasn't as lucid as this time. In fact, he didn't remember ever feeling cold in a dream before, and the police officer walking toward him was never in his previous dreams. And now that he thought about it, the beginning of this dream included a sequence that seemed a bit too much like waking up.

hat trick

Originally uploaded by Claus_H.

the employees at Bob's Bagel World have had a running bet for years to see if they can make the really geeky customers wear hardhats under the guise that the building is still under construction

double or nothing if they can get the dorks to pose for a 'visitors pass' photo

careful what you wish for

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Originally uploaded by console++.

The fortune teller said that Jenny's wish to have all the guys after her would come true on April 10th. But the old lady was a little unclear as to exactly how Jenny would cause the riot.

dreamweaver

Last year
Originally uploaded by dakota smith.

Luke thought he was on to something when he figured out how to hook up his dvd recorder in a way to record his dreams. But then he realized all his dreams are just reruns of Gilligans Island.

DNF

I´ve hunted one "Juninho"!!!
Originally uploaded by Viejo Lobo.

Ken will rue the day that he was talked into helping serve shots at the Drunken Obstacle Course Marathon. Here he is asking "how well does vomit clean out of shoes?" as he force-feeds a Jagerbomb to one of the last to 'finish'.

fighting crime and delivering goodies

ostern 2006
Originally uploaded by bigZ.

altho nobody knows her secret identity, the Easter Bunny and her sidekick Sparky, are a welcome sight wherever they are seen

that really gets my goat

Sorry, No Goats Allowed
Originally uploaded by maplecs100.

the petting zoo enacted a strict 'No Goats Policy' after Bill's previous visit which resulted in the National Park Service being called in

QU!T 5T3AL!N6 O R LETT3R$

Quit Stealing our Letters
Originally uploaded by steviebreech.

somewhere in that neighborhood is a guy who likes to dress up as Vanna White

Survivalist Salty

Posing with the handgranade
Originally uploaded by spazz222.

After certain current events convinced Mr. Salty that Armageddon was imminent, he moved to a compound in Wyoming where he was frequently seen stocking up on Spam and toilet paper, and garnered a reputation among the girls for inviting them to sample his peanuts.

the good life

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Originally uploaded by Commie Pig.

Life sure changed for Terry and Terri after winning the Powerball jackpot. Instead of sitting around on their crappy old couch watching Speed Buggy reruns on a 19-inch tv, they sat around on a nearly new couch and watched Speed Buggy on a 25-inch tv with remote control and built-in surround sound.

how does this work again?

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Originally uploaded by sensei sally.

Alfred was proof that the saying "just like riding a bike" doesn't apply to everyone

payback

canonmatica
Originally uploaded by latente.

tired of all the photos taken of him without his permission, Mittens turned the camera on his owner and took not-so-flattering photos of him while he slept

We do cows!

We do cows.
Originally uploaded by jaho.

and proud of it!

no really, a handshake is fine

The Light at the End of the Tunnel
Originally uploaded by brentdragoo.

when her subtle comments went unheeded, Julie used a less tactful method to tell her date to "please take a breath mint!"

"say uncle"

Me and a tiger, Kanchanaburi, Thailand
Originally uploaded by Devin Hunt.

the last photo of Steve taken before his death, depicts his odd joke of sneaking up on animals and trying to wrestle them into submission

wrong country

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Originally uploaded by Fiesta Arcadiana!.

the Karaoke lounge at Skippy's Bar & Grill was uncharacteristically silent when the boys from Bottoms Up showed up to perform "I Feel Like A Woman"

Inflate-a-Date

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Originally uploaded by Fiesta Arcadiana!.

Steve tries to act casual as he fixes a leak on the neck of his 'date'

mimes from Hell

bm3
Originally uploaded by maltempi.

imagine being locked in a room with these guys for eternity

between the sheets

Dan
Originally uploaded by JamFactory.

as hard as he tried, Dan never could get Hustler to print any of his photos

so close!

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Originally uploaded by thecornchild.

Jeff had just been signed to a major movie deal when the studio discovered that the real Marilyn had actually died several decades earlier

spell it out for me

Albuquerque Old Town
Originally uploaded by *Checco*.

in an ironic twist, second prize in the spelling bee was a trip to Albuquerque.. the exact word that Dave misspelled in the final round

lacking depth

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Originally uploaded by Kuschelmods.

after his most recent cow-tipping adventure resulted in a serious head injury, Pervus found an affordable remedy to fix his lack of depth perception

wedding vows in Vegas

Couple
Originally uploaded by karlequin.

Plastic flowers in her hair
Don't they make a lovely pair
Met last night at the slot machines
Him in leather, her in jeans
All night preacher does the ceremony
His wife throws Minute Rice
Her tears are phony

But wedding vows in Vegas
Aren't meant to last for ages
You've got to be courageous
To play the odds that love will win
Whatever city you're in

A Polaroid's an extra twenty
Shoot the works man, we've got plenty
Witness is another ten
Thanks a heap and come again
Buffet dinner, nothing but the best
And check into some strip love nest

But wedding vows in Vegas
Aren't meant to last for ages
You've got to be courageous
To play the odds that love will win
Whatever city you're in

How can this be?
Ice cold Chablis, cable TV
Continental breakfast free
Baby, then it's you and me
It's you

Buffet dinner, nothing but the best
And check into some strip love nest
But wedding vows in Vegas
Aren't meant to last for ages
You've got to be courageous
To play the odds that love will win
Whatever city you're in

Was (Not Was)

floozy

Katy making out with a Maoi
Originally uploaded by bukaroo12.

Katy throws herself at a Maoi, while he remains largely aloof

tattoo you

tatú
Originally uploaded by duidelijk.

Marty took one look at Bruce's tattoo and demanded to know "is that a typo or are you going straight?"

Dora

This chick is old...
Originally uploaded by soulposition.

you gotta admit, she doesn't look a day over 90

20/80 split

milk bath
Originally uploaded by H.Y.C..

proof that cats are actually just 20 percent 'cat' and 80 percent fur

homemade prosthetics

tylerelephant
Originally uploaded by katiejimmy.

Tyler heard that the size of a man's nose is related to the size of something else.. apparently not IQ

sex sells

T&A
Originally uploaded by SSMT2000.

some advertisers use subliminal ads.. others like a more direct approach

misinformed

Matt (Chicken) & other people
Originally uploaded by ambergris.

having just recently moved to Minnesota, Matt wasn't entirely clear on the concept of the Chicken Dance